Republicans do

Did extinct dinosaurs
with their small brains
see the bright light
in the sky
and think hallelujah
we've been saved
Republicans do!

To all my racist republican friends, yes all republicans, you are now and will be forever racists, get used to your new mantle, you wear it well. As you hide behind god and country, praying for better days, you're going to get them soon! You now own the entire apparatus of the State, you are driving the car, may you shred your precious constitution, you know, that document you've never read, may you trash the economy, you know, like Bush, may we get the wars your pacifist Jesus so adored.

Yes this country will finally see republicans in all their resplendent glory, it will be a hideous disfigured elephant man with lipstick, I can't wait! But, what I will find most amusing, nay what will be hilarious, is when things fail, the car hits an abutment and you will all blame it on Obama!  You never accept failure the whole republican party is as narcisstic as the President elect. So my racist republican friends, how y'all feeling, truly pumped up, ready to turn this secular republic into a theocratic dystopia, you know like Iran, when you criminalize abortion and deny women their basic rights. Ha, and physicists say time travel is not possible, we just went back 50 years!

So to all my misogynistic republican friends, how you gonna play the ball, bank shot against abortion, half court flinger at buzzer time for the Supreme Court, you know, the one that gave us Citizens United, or a sneaky back door steal for all the marbles! I am betting you got the skill set and just the right amount of twisted acumen to get all three! I pity the women in this country and as an atheist I encourage y'all to pray for your daughters they are gonna need it.

This is truly a line in the sand and I am drawing it, evil is afoot, and all like minded people must see our precarious situation. Will we man the barricades filling the breeches for hard won liberties or will we let the forces of evil plunge the US and maybe the World over the abyss. I am waiting my misogynistic/racist republican friends the whole World awaits!

There is no joy in Dougville

the mighty Hillary swung her bat

the clueless, benighted idiots

just voted right on back

A new man to the White House

It's the end of Clinton and Bush

Our new and shiny future

decided by people, whose brains are mush

There is no joy in Whoville

The mean Grinch, holds all the keys

the clueless, benighted bastards

will soon feel his mighty squeeze

All the World's a tremble

with Christmas almost due

The Grinch soon to take the White House

Poor, Poor, Cindy Lou Who

I've Stumbled, Bumbled, and Staggered

My eyes Red, Blurry, and Haggard

I've voted HIGH!

I've voted DRUNK!

But, I would NEVER!

Vote, Donald Trump!

Dump the Trump

is the trumpster scary

let's take a poll

thing he most resembles

most say an A-Hole!

but is that really scary

thing monsters are made

the trumpster's a master

we're all being played

wait, did I hear racist

that dog whistle howls

white supremacist groups

"never heard of em", he scowls

this dude is like Teflon

doesn't matter what he says

any group's worth offending

Women, Indians and Gays

thank god he's non violent

attracts a pacifist crowd

whose brown shirts and white sheets

do their daddy's proud!

so, yeah maybe he's scary

let's take a poll

Who's voting for Donald

now who's the asshole!

Sum Bitches

Raised and succored by the radiant afterglow of the New Deal and the unprecedented use of Keynesian economics the American people attained a standard of living that was, then, unprecedented in human history. This rapid elevation though amazing was never consolidated, which left exposed our rather large and soft underbelly. Never missing an opportunity the minions of mayhem soon  attacked the weak spots and pledged to end this rampant prosperity. The ensuing battles have taken decades, resulting in a slow but unmistakable slide towards perdition. The Arsenal of Greed is unflinching in its desire to destroy the middle class using any and all means possible. The endless repetition and defilement of our political system has left us inured to viscous, dehumanizing acts. In essence we've all been gang banged!!

fartest longer

fartest longer's a simple man, from a simple place

who only enjoys, one simple thing, he likes to stuff his face

a sunny day it happened, cheap endless Chinese buffet

fartest longer wandered in and stayed the whole long day  

massive, mammoth, monstrous, copious amounts of food

that cause interminable eruptions, which are uncommonly rude

it's not melodious, no not at all, it's more a raucous sound

and it's not the odor nor the stench, it's the length that is profound

the egg rolls, the wantons, the funky egg foo young

twenty, thirty minutes pass, his flatulence just begun

he just keeps on munching, the owner's sad, he let him in

fartest longer's an eating machine, with an indefatigable wind

con men

what illness this

this wasting disease

slowly digesting

a snake eating it's tail

swallowing us all

in vapid stupidity

embracing failure

promoting illusion

cloaked in fraud

chicanery personified

Conservative Con Men

those paragons of virtue

pillars of the community

outsourcers of jobs

pillagers of the public trust

scions of moral authority

ignorers of truth and reason

Virtuous Con Men

sanctified by religious authority

embraced by the masses

an ignorant flock of sheep

such diligent voters

blind allegiance devotion

suckers pure and simple

Fartest Prouder

Fartest Prouder smiles as he steps aboard the bus

While deep inside his innards slowly begin to fuss

An unbelievable mixture from many a foreign land

A very bad food pyramid that always works as planned

An indistinct low rumble as the gaseous emulsions coalesce

Their sudden introduction is bound to cause duress

The unsuspecting patrons on the city’s double red blue line

Are about to experience something that will forever scar their mind

Fartest Prouder winces as he bends over double in the middle

Like an ancient octogenarian that’s trying to play the fiddle

A sound of such proportion almost primeval in its scope

Makes all of those that hear it suddenly abandon hope

An amorphous miasma wafts a most sickening smell

Makes a priest in the back think immediately of Hell

And up in the front a girl screams for her mother

As the air is displaced and they all start to smother

The bus driver’s dazed but quickly recovers his senses

But not before crushing three empty wooden park benches

Fartest Prouder grins, a look of pure rapturous joy
and remembers with great fondness, he's mothers favorite boy

There really is a lesser of two evils

it's Bernie Sanders 

not Colonel Sanders

you blathering buffoon

he doesn't cook chickens

he calls them out

plucks their feathers

their lies naked 

to the world

it's beautiful really

a campaign symphony

roiling for change

this symphony 

needs a chorus

if everyone could just

Feel the Bern!!

are you worried

possibly terrified

flutter in your gut

fear in the distance

bearing down

bereft of soul

covered in hair

beseech your heavens

pray to god in vain

decency asunder

normalcy laid to rest

democracy is messy

this is a shit storm

for your consideration

I give You, Donald Trump!