There is no joy in Dougville

the mighty Hillary swung her bat

the clueless, benighted idiots

just voted right on back

A new man to the White House

It's the end of Clinton and Bush

Our new and shiny future

decided by people, whose brains are mush

There is no joy in Whoville

The mean Grinch, holds all the keys

the clueless, benighted bastards

will soon feel his mighty squeeze

All the World's a tremble

with Christmas almost due

The Grinch soon to take the White House

Poor, Poor, Cindy Lou Who