Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Fartest Prouder

Fartest Prouder smiles as he steps aboard the bus
While deep inside his innards slowly begin to fuss

An unbelievable mixture from many a foreign land
A very bad food pyramid that always works as planned

An indistinct low rumble as the gaseous emulsions coalesce
Their sudden introduction is bound to cause duress

The unsuspecting patrons on the city’s double red blue line
Are about to experience something that will forever scar their mind

Fartest Prouder winces as he bends over double in the middle
Like an ancient octogenarian that’s trying to play the fiddle

A sound of such proportion almost primeval in its scope
Makes all of those that hear it suddenly abandon hope

An amorphous miasma wafts a most sickening smell
Makes a priest in the back think immediately of Hell

And up in the front a girl screams for her mother
As the air is displaced and they all start to smother

The bus driver’s dazed but quickly recovers his senses
But not before crushing three empty wooden park benches

Fartest Prouder grins, a look of pure rapturous joy
and remembers with great fondness, he's mothers favorite boy

Friday, March 4, 2016

There really is a lesser of two evils

it's Bernie Sanders 
not Colonel Sanders
you blathering buffoon
he doesn't cook chickens
he calls them out
plucks their feathers
their lies naked 
to the world
it's beautiful really
a campaign symphony
roiling for change
this symphony 
needs a chorus
if everyone could just
Feel the Bern!!

are you worried
possibly terrified
flutter in your gut
fear in the distance
bearing down
bereft of soul
covered in hair
beseech your heavens
pray to god in vain
decency asunder
normalcy laid to rest
democracy is messy
this is a shit storm
for your consideration
I give You, Donald Trump!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Michigan my friend

the dumber you are
the easier you fall
Michigan my friend
is the dumbest of all

in these hard times
who do we elect
a vulturous cadre
of reptilian descent

a nefarious governor
as evil as they come
a Republican perfecta
of verminous scum

the state lays broken
it's beaten, supine
ripe for the picking
as they queue up in line

they're drooling, salivating
as they eye the feast
this ravenous, rapacious
Republican beast!

first it's Benton Harbor
what's next in this state
so many to choose from
as they load their plate

the forlorn, the hapless
the helpless and the lost
a boatload to steal from
as they placate their boss

those plutocratic denizens
who live beyond our reach
always espousing virtue
never practice what they preach

it's now time for austerity
cutbacks across the board
except for record profits
all else must be ignored

the facts are overwhelming
even off kilter, slightly skewed
the preponderance of evidence
says Michigan is screwed

Saturday, March 19, 2011

you get what you deserve

you get what you deserve

when more than 80% of your population believes in angels

you get what you deserve

when less than forty percent believe in evolution

you get what you deserve

when you reelect Bush

you get what you deserve

when the Supreme Court is packed with ideologues

you get what you deserve

when you are scared of gay marriage

you get what you deserve

when more than 50% of the population despise unions

you get what you deserve

when you believe in trickle down economics

you get what you deserve

when corporations are people

you get what you deserve

when you fight wars based on lies, Endless Wars! Plural!!

you get what you deserve

did I mention Bush...

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The paradox of theft

Three people are sitting at a table a CEO, a tea party member, and a union man
the CEO grabs the box full of doughnuts from the center of the table and walks away
the union man looks at the tea partier and says
" If we still had collective bargaining we could have at least kept a doughnut"
and the tea partier says " At least we've got our Freedom"

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Saint Ronnie

is there beauty in ignorance
and is it benign
this notion of bliss
just ensures one is blind

and thus easy prey
open wide for abuse
the jackals are ravenous
their needs are profuse

as the rich get richer
the more we must bleed
it's an easy equation
the mathematics of greed

brought to us by Ronnie
the saintly Trojan horse
a conservative icon
who plotted this course

now we're left ravaged
depleted, supine
the right wing agenda
it's all by design

and as we all falter
teetering on the brink
we're taking on water
this nation might sink

do we remedy problems
with solutions well sought
no we reelect culprits
who've been soundly bought

The Supreme Court
The White House
Congress's hallowed halls
all of these compromised
they've got us by the balls!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

income distribution

Average Income by Family, distributed by income group.

These charts are a real eye opener!!

Serf and Turf

This is a great article articulating the demise of Democracy. The symbiosis between a healthy Democracy and strong labor unions, the ruinous notions of the conservative agenda, and the outright stupidity of the American public, of which 54% have an unfavorable opinion, of labor unions. Wow! The power of propaganda! Do yourself a favor and read this piece..

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

a thousand words


notice the small amount paid by corporate thieves
in the 1940's they paid twice as much as individuals
this gap represents the single most debilitating
factor in our ongoing economic debacle
and shows how effectively the corporate
monster has captured and controls our government