Scary Shit

If this shit doesn't bother you then nothing will. Frankly one of the scariest things I have read in a while, the actual blueprint for the dumbing down of the American people, perpetrated under the guise of conservative and religious beliefs. Well the American people do deserve a comeuppance and based on this article we are going to get one. The stupidity of the Christian Right, is a never ending source of amusement, but now I can find no humor in this article, or in the actions of this vile group of conspirators. This article shows clearly the necessity, for separation of church and state, these repellent individuals have no right to deny the children of this country from receiving accurate and viable textbooks.

if Obama's like Bush
then we've all been had
the shits getting worse
so who else is mad

international cops
patrolling our borders
snatching and grabbing
by exectutive orders

what will come next
buy stock in barbed wire
we'll need more prisons
we're not making a choir

we must spend billions
on our own damn police
now we need others
keep feeding the beast

I'm usually not worried
and I am seldom scared
but this gets me thinking
are we so unprepared

The Party of No

the Conservative right
is consistently wrong
if you think I'm mistaken
you've not heard their song

they lie to the left
they lie to each other
they lie to their kids
and they lie to their mother

in our halls of Congress
they kneel down to pray
what are they beseeching
something glorious no way

let's deny health care
a Christian thing to do
if you find this is shocking
it ain't nothing new

the party of NO
that's what they've become
their brand of idiocy
should make people numb

like metastasizing cancer
they've spread through the land
if only we could excise it
but first we need a Health Plan

Dittoheads

dittoheads are curious things
they excuse the Rush
and the vile he brings

dittoheads are curious people
should they be renamed
I call them sheeple

dittoheads are a curious flock
Rush is their shepherd
their touchstone their rock

dittoheads are a curious group
they continuously listen
to Rush's unending poop

dittoheads are curious to behold
but a least they're amusing
and they never get old

dittoheads are curious to hear
if they lose their Rush
ain't no Happy New Year

This man named Cheney

is he smart
is he brainy
this stupid dick
this man named Cheney

how he blathers
how he spews
how he obfuscates
on the evening news

is that a sneer
is that a smirk
is he for real
this awesome jerk

he seems composed
he seems together
he seems relaxed
regardless the weather

the man has balls
he sure has style
what would you expect
from a damn reptile

and that's the problem
don't you see
he cares not for us
or our posterity

his reptilian brain
just keeps attacking
he has no qualms
a conscience it's lacking

heaven sent

the priests are gonna have fun tonight
they are rounding up some boys
they won't be singing in the choir
but they're gonna make some noise

pedophilia is called a venial sin
but it's just sex without consent
the Catholic Church wants you to think
that it has been Heaven sent

Oh heavenly father with wisdom
and your divine grace
help me hold this altar boy
and keep him in his place

the Vatican is an awesome wonder
festooned with incredible art
the Pope may not be a pedophile
but he's certainly played his part

shuffling all the priests around
was the substance of their game
and now they will forever suffer
the consequences of their shame

the question left to ponder
those thousands in St Peter's square
do they really not know
or do they just don't care

Forrest Gump

stupid is as stupid does
said the wise man Forrest Gump
if this is axiomatic
no wonder we're such a dump

spinning round in circles
a mad dog chasing his tail
if the USA was a person
it would be locked away in jail

criminal deplorable behavior
is the flavor of the day
gonna catch the terrorists
there will be hell to pay

can't you see them shaking
Al Qaida is on the run
is our strategy working
or has it yet begun

nine years of fighting terror
from sunrise to setting sun
aren't the results just awesome
this country's number one

if one was a negative number
we just might attain that score
but the terrorists aren't counting
where's the sanity I implore

a war that will never end
who'd think we see that day
it's all so damn depressing
makes an atheist want to pray

Atheist Bus Slogans

Atheist groups across the land are counter punching and they plan to place ads on buses, billboards, park benches, restaurant placemats etc.. Here are a few of my suggestions!!

"Thank God I am an Atheist"

"Does God Read? He Sure Can't Write!
Read the Bible lately it Sucks"

Which church do you attend? Dumb or Dumber

If God is all powerful why does he need money?

Evolution trumps Creationism at every turn.

Pray for Science, we're gonna need it!!

Faith a real word for an imaginary concept!

Heaven, Hell, Eternity, Bullshit.

The Blind can't See
The Deaf can't Hear
The Religious can't Think

More to come...

the following were not invented by me but they are still good..

After Jesus, everything else is just toothpaste.

God: He keeps going and going and going and going…

Religion: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Please don’t squeeze the Jeezus.

Salvation: Because you’re worth it.

Religion: The ultimate driving machine. (picture of flagellants whipping themselves)

Church: We make money the old fashioned way. We beg for it.

How do you spell relief? (picture of Jesus on the cross)

Religion: Don’t leave home without it.

We’re number two; we try harder. (picture of Muslim imam)

God: It’s the real thing!Is it live, or is it Jesus?

Snap, Crackle, Pop (picture of hell)

Religion: It’s everywhere you want to be.

Religion: Live in your world, play in ours.

Religion: When it absolutely, positively has to be there forever.

Once you pop you just can’t stop. (picture of Eve handing Adam an apple)

You too can have a body like mine. (picture of Jesus risen)

With a name like Zoroastrianism, it has to be good.

Between love and madness lies religion.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it at your local church!

Religion: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

Religion: So easy a caveman can do it.

Theory my Ass!!

Should Evolution or Creationism or both be taught in school?

This question can be answered this way. A man goes to his doctor with a bad infection the doctor asks do you believe in evolution or creationism. Patient says creationism doctor gives him old antibiotic that is not effective because this bacteria has evolved a resistance to this drug. Patient dies. Pretty soon everyone believes in evolution. Theory my ass.

Where is the change

Does Obama love this country
It hardly even shows
Look at what's transpired
And how it really blows

The banks are given bailouts
While main street's sucking tit
The richest mother fuckers
Demand more and will not quit

The President is always obliging
To the lobbyists and their whores
While the poorest of our people
Crawl around on shit stained floors

It is said we're rushing head long
Towards our stupid reckless doom
And now this President is complicit
It will be emblazoned on his tomb

We thought we elected a leader
And now we've been proved wrong
I guess we will wait forever
Until a real one comes along