Atheist groups across the land are counter punching and they plan to place ads on buses, billboards, park benches, restaurant placemats etc.. Here are a few of my suggestions!!
"Thank God I am an Atheist"
"Does God Read? He Sure Can't Write!
Read the Bible lately it Sucks"
Which church do you attend? Dumb or Dumber
If God is all powerful why does he need money?
Evolution trumps Creationism at every turn.
Pray for Science, we're gonna need it!!
Faith a real word for an imaginary concept!
Heaven, Hell, Eternity, Bullshit.
The Blind can't See
The Deaf can't Hear
The Religious can't Think
More to come...
the following were not invented by me but they are still good..
After Jesus, everything else is just toothpaste.
God: He keeps going and going and going and going…
Religion: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Please don’t squeeze the Jeezus.
Salvation: Because you’re worth it.
Religion: The ultimate driving machine. (picture of flagellants whipping themselves)
Church: We make money the old fashioned way. We beg for it.
How do you spell relief? (picture of Jesus on the cross)
Religion: Don’t leave home without it.
We’re number two; we try harder. (picture of Muslim imam)
God: It’s the real thing!Is it live, or is it Jesus?
Snap, Crackle, Pop (picture of hell)
Religion: It’s everywhere you want to be.
Religion: Live in your world, play in ours.
Religion: When it absolutely, positively has to be there forever.
Once you pop you just can’t stop. (picture of Eve handing Adam an apple)
You too can have a body like mine. (picture of Jesus risen)
With a name like Zoroastrianism, it has to be good.
Between love and madness lies religion.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it at your local church!
Religion: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Religion: So easy a caveman can do it.