heaven sent

the priests are gonna have fun tonight
they are rounding up some boys
they won't be singing in the choir
but they're gonna make some noise

pedophilia is called a venial sin
but it's just sex without consent
the Catholic Church wants you to think
that it has been Heaven sent

Oh heavenly father with wisdom
and your divine grace
help me hold this altar boy
and keep him in his place

the Vatican is an awesome wonder
festooned with incredible art
the Pope may not be a pedophile
but he's certainly played his part

shuffling all the priests around
was the substance of their game
and now they will forever suffer
the consequences of their shame

the question left to ponder
those thousands in St Peter's square
do they really not know
or do they just don't care

Atheist Bus Slogans

Atheist groups across the land are counter punching and they plan to place ads on buses, billboards, park benches, restaurant placemats etc.. Here are a few of my suggestions!!

"Thank God I am an Atheist"

"Does God Read? He Sure Can't Write!
Read the Bible lately it Sucks"

Which church do you attend? Dumb or Dumber

If God is all powerful why does he need money?

Evolution trumps Creationism at every turn.

Pray for Science, we're gonna need it!!

Faith a real word for an imaginary concept!

Heaven, Hell, Eternity, Bullshit.

The Blind can't See
The Deaf can't Hear
The Religious can't Think

More to come...

the following were not invented by me but they are still good..

After Jesus, everything else is just toothpaste.

God: He keeps going and going and going and going…

Religion: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Please don’t squeeze the Jeezus.

Salvation: Because you’re worth it.

Religion: The ultimate driving machine. (picture of flagellants whipping themselves)

Church: We make money the old fashioned way. We beg for it.

How do you spell relief? (picture of Jesus on the cross)

Religion: Don’t leave home without it.

We’re number two; we try harder. (picture of Muslim imam)

God: It’s the real thing!Is it live, or is it Jesus?

Snap, Crackle, Pop (picture of hell)

Religion: It’s everywhere you want to be.

Religion: Live in your world, play in ours.

Religion: When it absolutely, positively has to be there forever.

Once you pop you just can’t stop. (picture of Eve handing Adam an apple)

You too can have a body like mine. (picture of Jesus risen)

With a name like Zoroastrianism, it has to be good.

Between love and madness lies religion.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it at your local church!

Religion: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

Religion: So easy a caveman can do it.

Theory my Ass!!

Should Evolution or Creationism or both be taught in school?

This question can be answered this way. A man goes to his doctor with a bad infection the doctor asks do you believe in evolution or creationism. Patient says creationism doctor gives him old antibiotic that is not effective because this bacteria has evolved a resistance to this drug. Patient dies. Pretty soon everyone believes in evolution. Theory my ass.

god bless this poem

Somewhere way out there up in the sky
Lives the entity of creation a most insidious lie
Believe it or not truly these are your choices
And those that believe are the ones who hear voices

From time immemorial to one day in the past
How is it possible for this story to last
It is naked and its brazen in its lies and its shams
How easily it's perverted and often used in scams

And now here we stand after thousands of years
People still believe this shit it helps soothe their fears
And just what exactly do we get in return
A boatload of hypocrisy and watching witches burn

It ostracizes the smart and punishes those who dare
Its circular arguments makes religion beyond compare
But this is exactly the very essence of its fault
It stymies creativity and suppresses radical thought

And lest we forget its other pernicious aspects too
It causes many wars just ask an Arab or a Jew
And woe on to women the glorious mothers of this earth
Who have been wronged by religion since the day of their birth

Genital mutilation proves that religion is not so grand
It shows all to clearly that this shit is out of hand
And now after the glorious 8 incredible years of Bush
We realize that religion also turns your brains to mush

So next time you’re in church kneeling down to pray
Think about it clearly think it through all the way
Just what exactly are you gaining what do you truly get
Or are your brains so petrified you still believe this shit