Only fools believe in God
Only God believes in fools
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Obomber
it's the night before Christmas
and I am wearing a frown
the country now realizes
we elected a clown
we were duped
now we've been had
Obomber screws us
man its so sad
the graveyard of empires
that's what it's called
Afghanistan sucks
and I am appalled
a few dozen people
living in caves
have sent thousands
to their early graves
along comes Obomber
and exactly on cue
we need more soldiers
this can not be true
the place is a shit hole
from bottom to top
this stupid strategy
will most certainly flop
where is the outrage
oh what a shame
this never ending
most sickening game
America the Beautiful
that's what they say
if this is called pretty
I'll take ugly okay
and I am wearing a frown
the country now realizes
we elected a clown
we were duped
now we've been had
Obomber screws us
man its so sad
the graveyard of empires
that's what it's called
Afghanistan sucks
and I am appalled
a few dozen people
living in caves
have sent thousands
to their early graves
along comes Obomber
and exactly on cue
we need more soldiers
this can not be true
the place is a shit hole
from bottom to top
this stupid strategy
will most certainly flop
where is the outrage
oh what a shame
this never ending
most sickening game
America the Beautiful
that's what they say
if this is called pretty
I'll take ugly okay
Friday, December 11, 2009
superman
does Superman fart
it's anyones guess
but if he did
can you imagine the mess
"holy heaving thunder"
Robin says out loud
Superman just farted
and blew away that cloud
such a mighty shock wave
spreads across the land
many things are damaged
all caused by Superman
Gotham city is rattled
and so is Metropolis
Commissioner Gordon mutters
we can't take more of this
faster than a speeding bullet
and just as hard to see
the smell the stench the aroma
cause the blind to see
now we know the answer
why the fortress of solitude
when Superman gets gassy
the results are pretty rude
It doesn't matter what he eats
except for kryptonite
when Superman has to blow
its stronger than dynamite!
Stupid Tools
America is a ship of fools
Perfectly formed stupid tools
We are sheep made to be herded
This disaster can not be averted
Nothing gets better it only get worse
We must suffer from some unholy curse
Our Congress and Pres seem to agree
That we will fight wars indefinitely
The Merchants of Death who rule this land
Have simply taken over they are in command
Conspiracies abound and its totally world wide
Just look how the Nobel peace prize was applied
Lets not forget those Justices on high
Who sit and watch while others die
With bold action and a compassionate plan
The Supreme Court could heal this land
Right from the start their actions are tainted
A conservative brush from which they're painted
High class whores is really all they can be
As we suffer their justice into perpetuity
Perfectly formed stupid tools
We are sheep made to be herded
This disaster can not be averted
Nothing gets better it only get worse
We must suffer from some unholy curse
Our Congress and Pres seem to agree
That we will fight wars indefinitely
The Merchants of Death who rule this land
Have simply taken over they are in command
Conspiracies abound and its totally world wide
Just look how the Nobel peace prize was applied
Lets not forget those Justices on high
Who sit and watch while others die
With bold action and a compassionate plan
The Supreme Court could heal this land
Right from the start their actions are tainted
A conservative brush from which they're painted
High class whores is really all they can be
As we suffer their justice into perpetuity
god bless this poem
Somewhere way out there up in the sky
Lives the entity of creation a most insidious lie
Believe it or not truly these are your choices
And those that believe are the ones who hear voices
From time immemorial to one day in the past
How is it possible for this story to last
It is naked and its brazen in its lies and its shams
How easily it's perverted and often used in scams
And now here we stand after thousands of years
People still believe this shit it helps soothe their fears
And just what exactly do we get in return
A boatload of hypocrisy and watching witches burn
It ostracizes the smart and punishes those who dare
Its circular arguments makes religion beyond compare
But this is exactly the very essence of its fault
It stymies creativity and suppresses radical thought
And lest we forget its other pernicious aspects too
It causes many wars just ask an Arab or a Jew
And woe on to women the glorious mothers of this earth
Who have been wronged by religion since the day of their birth
Genital mutilation proves that religion is not so grand
It shows all to clearly that this shit is out of hand
And now after the glorious 8 incredible years of Bush
We realize that religion also turns your brains to mush
So next time you’re in church kneeling down to pray
Think about it clearly think it through all the way
Just what exactly are you gaining what do you truly get
Or are your brains so petrified you still believe this shit
Lives the entity of creation a most insidious lie
Believe it or not truly these are your choices
And those that believe are the ones who hear voices
From time immemorial to one day in the past
How is it possible for this story to last
It is naked and its brazen in its lies and its shams
How easily it's perverted and often used in scams
And now here we stand after thousands of years
People still believe this shit it helps soothe their fears
And just what exactly do we get in return
A boatload of hypocrisy and watching witches burn
It ostracizes the smart and punishes those who dare
Its circular arguments makes religion beyond compare
But this is exactly the very essence of its fault
It stymies creativity and suppresses radical thought
And lest we forget its other pernicious aspects too
It causes many wars just ask an Arab or a Jew
And woe on to women the glorious mothers of this earth
Who have been wronged by religion since the day of their birth
Genital mutilation proves that religion is not so grand
It shows all to clearly that this shit is out of hand
And now after the glorious 8 incredible years of Bush
We realize that religion also turns your brains to mush
So next time you’re in church kneeling down to pray
Think about it clearly think it through all the way
Just what exactly are you gaining what do you truly get
Or are your brains so petrified you still believe this shit
Monday, November 23, 2009
Most unusual crime
Insurance abhorrence
Parasitic nature of slime
They steal without stealing
A most unusual crime
They take from the masses
Always demanding more
They steal fom the many
Till everyone's poor
They tell you they're needed
Oh, how they plead their case
But the truth of the matter
They are just a disgrace
And yet we are helpless
So enamored by their prose
We are routinely violated
Like ghetto banged hos
The situation seems bleak
Yes most certainly dire
It is time to push back
Put their feet to the fire
But how should we do this
Just what needs to be done
A task this monumental
Our Congress will shun
And therein lies
The crux of this matter
As we all get skinnier
Congress just keeps getting fatter!
Parasitic nature of slime
They steal without stealing
A most unusual crime
They take from the masses
Always demanding more
They steal fom the many
Till everyone's poor
They tell you they're needed
Oh, how they plead their case
But the truth of the matter
They are just a disgrace
And yet we are helpless
So enamored by their prose
We are routinely violated
Like ghetto banged hos
The situation seems bleak
Yes most certainly dire
It is time to push back
Put their feet to the fire
But how should we do this
Just what needs to be done
A task this monumental
Our Congress will shun
And therein lies
The crux of this matter
As we all get skinnier
Congress just keeps getting fatter!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Fartest Louder
Fartest Louder grins as he eats some bean chowder
The consequent results will make him much prouder
A gaseous explosion of such unholy renown
A riotous, odoriferous, cacophony of sound
The fabric of space and time rent asunder
A malodorous expulsion of flatulent thunder
The air comes alive bursting with unseen forces
The stench Oh My God comes from numerous sources
The eggs for breakfast along with the ham
And do you detect the gooseberry jam
Lunch was a coney and chili cheese fries
A zesty aroma that will sting your eyes
And just when you think that the worst is over
Fartest Louder lets loose a double bendover
The walls, the paint, even your eardrums do rattle
As your olfactory nerves prepare to do battle
I surrender you scream as you duck for some cover
Fartest Louder just laughs and lets loose another
The air now seems thick, redolent of fermented cheese
So overwhelming the smell you are forced to your knees
Fartest Louder's the champ a stench to behold
Challenge him if you must but prepare to be bold
No one stands up against him they are always out classed
Every single opponent Fartest Louder's out gassed
The consequent results will make him much prouder
A gaseous explosion of such unholy renown
A riotous, odoriferous, cacophony of sound
The fabric of space and time rent asunder
A malodorous expulsion of flatulent thunder
The air comes alive bursting with unseen forces
The stench Oh My God comes from numerous sources
The eggs for breakfast along with the ham
And do you detect the gooseberry jam
Lunch was a coney and chili cheese fries
A zesty aroma that will sting your eyes
And just when you think that the worst is over
Fartest Louder lets loose a double bendover
The walls, the paint, even your eardrums do rattle
As your olfactory nerves prepare to do battle
I surrender you scream as you duck for some cover
Fartest Louder just laughs and lets loose another
The air now seems thick, redolent of fermented cheese
So overwhelming the smell you are forced to your knees
Fartest Louder's the champ a stench to behold
Challenge him if you must but prepare to be bold
No one stands up against him they are always out classed
Every single opponent Fartest Louder's out gassed
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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