superman

does Superman fart

it's anyones guess

but if he did

can you imagine the mess

"holy heaving thunder"

Robin says out loud

Superman just farted

and blew away that cloud

such a mighty shock wave

spreads across the land

many things are damaged

all caused by Superman

Gotham city is rattled

and so is Metropolis

Commissioner Gordon mutters

we can't take more of this

faster than a speeding bullet

and just as hard to see

the smell the stench the aroma

cause the blind to see

now we know the answer

why the fortress of solitude

when Superman gets gassy

the results are pretty rude

It doesn't matter what he eats

except for kryptonite

when Superman has to blow

its stronger than dynamite!