Most unusual crime

Insurance abhorrence
Parasitic nature of slime
They steal without stealing
A most unusual crime

They take from the masses
Always demanding more
They steal fom the many
Till everyone's poor

They tell you they're needed
Oh, how they plead their case
But the truth of the matter
They are just a disgrace

And yet we are helpless
So enamored by their prose
We are routinely violated
Like ghetto banged hos

The situation seems bleak
Yes most certainly dire
It is time to push back
Put their feet to the fire

But how should we do this
Just what needs to be done
A task this monumental
Our Congress will shun

And therein lies
The crux of this matter
As we all get skinnier
Congress just keeps getting fatter!