What A Rush

if Limbaugh is human
it would be in his DNA
sent the lab a sample
and here's what they say

this shit ain't human
it didn't come from a man
it's a kind of animal
from a garbage can

it's a form of slime mold
parasitic and mean
it clings to it's host
and it's always obscene

it thrives on bullshit
which it spews every day
a continuous babble
that won't go away

it can be killed
and we suggest you try
make it tell the truth
and then watch it die

No excellence in his broadcasting

if there is a heaven
that means there is a hell
within this dismal desolate place
Rush Limbaugh's bound to dwell

he's a sickening racist bastard
who never shuts his mouth
a fat and loathsome creature
who's idolized across the South

what is excellence in broadcasting
Rush Limbaugh coined the phrase
it is certainly nothing that he does
he doesn't deserve nor warrant praise

how about his dittohead audience
they are brainless without a clue
what a massive group of morons
if they took over we'd be through

too bad he's not drawn and quartered
or roasted live upon a stake
a pay per view execution
Oh! the money that we could make