Could She Understand

political correctness
strikes again
chalk one up
to the bogus war
righteous indignation
or outright exploitation
forever gaming, conniving
scheming for advantage
yet truly being lower
than that which you champion
yes you are
retarded Sarah
in the truest
sense of the word
its dictionary definition
forever slowing impeding
the progress of mankind
may you someday
attain the semblance
of humanity
that your unfortunate
progeny acquired
on the day of his birth

Palin

you have got
to love Palin
all that cash
she's a balein

it simply proves
this country's ailin
if she's elected
we'd all be failin

can't you hear them
they are a wailin
all that love
for Sarah Palin

yes we try
you hear us railin
don't dear God
vote for Palin

they won't listen
the heights their scalin
and it's our coffin
they'll soon be nailin