Thursday, November 17, 2016

Fat Bastard

I was once a fat bastard
but then I found God
with the help of prayer
I have a ripped bod

my stomach's a washboard
my biceps unreal
oh lord sweet Jesus
I have buns of steel!

with muscles a bulging
I flex, my Pecs a lot
midnight prayer sessions
they sure hit the spot

my workouts are a blur
sometimes things get scary
but I really shed pounds
when I do the Virgin Mary

so all you fat Atheists
it's time you got wise
be like the Catholics
go out and Exorcise!

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