finefroghair

Michigan my friend

2011-05-27T01:18:00.001-04:00

the dumber you are

the easier you fall

Michigan my friend

is the dumbest of all

in these hard times

who do we elect

a vulturous cadre

of reptilian descent

a nefarious governor

as evil as they come

a Republican perfecta

of verminous scum

the state lays broken

it's beaten, supine

ripe for the picking

as they queue up in line

they're drooling, salivating

as they eye the feast

this ravenous, rapacious

Republican beast!

first it's Benton Harbor

what's next in this state

so many to choose from

as they load their plate

the forlorn, the hapless

the helpless and the lost

a boatload to steal from

as they placate their boss

those plutocratic denizens

who live beyond our reach

always espousing virtue

never practice what they preach

it's now time for austerity

cutbacks across the board

except for record profits

all else must be ignored

the facts are overwhelming

even off kilter, slightly skewed

the preponderance of evidence

says Michigan is screwed

you get what you deserve

2011-03-19T08:42:00.001-04:00

you get what you deserve

when more than 80% of your population believes in angels

you get what you deserve

when less than forty percent believe in evolution

you get what you deserve

when you reelect Bush

you get what you deserve

when the Supreme Court is packed with ideologues

you get what you deserve

when you are scared of gay marriage

you get what you deserve

when more than 50% of the population despise unions

you get what you deserve

when you believe in trickle down economics

you get what you deserve

when corporations are people

you get what you deserve

when you fight wars based on lies, Endless Wars! Plural!!

you get what you deserve

did I mention Bush...

only the rich vote republican?

2011-03-08T07:43:00.001-05:00

The paradox of theft

2011-03-03T07:20:00.001-05:00

Three people are sitting at a table a CEO, a tea party member, and a union man

the CEO grabs the box full of doughnuts from the center of the table and walks away

the union man looks at the tea partier and says

" If we still had collective bargaining we could have at least kept a doughnut"

and the tea partier says " At least we've got our Freedom"

Saint Ronnie

2011-03-01T12:04:00.001-05:00

is there beauty in ignorance

and is it benign

this notion of bliss

just ensures one is blind

and thus easy prey

open wide for abuse

the jackals are ravenous

their needs are profuse

as the rich get richer

the more we must bleed

it's an easy equation

the mathematics of greed

brought to us by Ronnie

the saintly Trojan horse

a conservative icon

who plotted this course

now we're left ravaged

depleted, supine

the right wing agenda

it's all by design

and as we all falter

teetering on the brink

we're taking on water

this nation might sink

do we remedy problems

with solutions well sought

no we reelect culprits

who've been soundly bought

The Supreme Court

The White House

Congress's hallowed halls

all of these compromised

they've got us by the balls!

income distribution

2011-02-26T11:57:00.000-05:00

These charts are a real eye opener!!

Serf and Turf

2011-02-26T11:19:00.002-05:00

This is a great article articulating the demise of Democracy. The symbiosis between a healthy Democracy and strong labor unions, the ruinous notions of the conservative agenda, and the outright stupidity of the American public, of which 54% have an unfavorable opinion, of labor unions. Wow! The power of propaganda! Do yourself a favor and read this piece..

a thousand words

2011-02-22T10:08:00.003-05:00

notice the small amount paid by corporate thieves

in the 1940's they paid twice as much as individuals

this gap represents the single most debilitating

factor in our ongoing economic debacle

and shows how effectively the corporate

monster has captured and controls our government

red, right, and blew

2011-01-29T10:23:00.002-05:00

rush limbaugh is scum

even he knows it's true

including his dittoheads

red, right, and blew

the right is not right

in fact they are wrong

in their twisted vision

only they sing the song

yet, the tune that they carry

is shrill and obtuse

filled with delusions

of hardship and abuse

in their dementia

they may sound sane

but it's up to the left

to be more profane

in this battle of wits

who's keeping score

the body counts rising

as blood stains the floor

rush limbaugh fuck you

and those of your kind

your insane motivations

leave this country blind

America Simply Grand

2011-01-16T11:34:00.002-05:00

can't point fingers

can't blame, blame

can't fight problems

can't win the game

what is mental illness

thusly it's explained

to harm or injure others

often it's profaned

yet don't simple repugs

by mission and design

harm and injure others

it's simply the bottom line

from Boehner to McConnell

Limbaugh and sniveling Beck

mountainous, monotonous, cacophony

of continuous unending dreck

millions of faithful minions

on the radio, across this land

think these men are prophets

isn't America simply grand

these idiots in the trenches

reigns of power in their grasp

Shit! We silently exhale

our buttocks firmly in their clasp

banks are skanks

2011-01-14T09:20:00.001-05:00

Is this a spoof?

Really makes you wonder?

Those Bastards

2011-01-04T10:45:00.003-05:00

A synopsis: the way it was done, or in other words here is the recipe for the destruction of a nation. This game plan is infallible and I fear irreversible.

A must read!

do no harm

2011-01-02T02:29:00.002-05:00

will this man
this sham governor
republican scum
cause harm
will he abrogate
cherished maxims like
the Hippocratic oath
"First do no harm"
bend over Florida
it ain't harm
it's gonna be hurt
these sick regressive
troll, conservative
politicians, love
only this, that
which causes harm,
causes them no pain

will this man
this sham governor
do right for his people
or will he continue to
exacerbate and propel
stupidity and failure
as modern examples
of exemplary renown
Florida suffers from
an unmitigated and
unadulterated dead
level of ignorance
forever entwined
with the sad forlorn
notions of Republican
love and fiscal failure

2011-01-01T11:36:00.000-05:00

Oh, the things left unsaid

the 800 pound gorillas

ignored never mentioned

the discarded detritus of

a failed and ruinous

foreign policy, masquerading

as truth, the usurpation

of our government in an almost

bloodless coup

a betrayal of historic

proportions as the radicalized

Supreme Court treats nation

to prison rape scene

Oh, the humanity!

Two Wars, really are these

even wars, failed ignorance,

Hubris exposed, worthless

military playing games

in the desert makes me

ashamed of prior service.

failure is an option

and our military has

as a matter of record

accepted failure as it's

"Mission Statement"

Just something about war

and these United States

we no longer win, we

do not even fucking tie!

We just keep bleeding,

and bleating, like the

sheep we're meant to be!

Yes, those 800 pound gorillas

are hard to see and

exceptionally hard to measure

like the thirty year war

on drugs WTF! Thirty years

and victory is just around

the corner and up around

the bend over and take it

like a used up crack whore.

We have never liked a war

more than a war that never

ends!! Welcome my son,

Welcome to the Machine!

War Inc...

the prequel, the sequel and

all points in between

War Pigs do gather in their

masses just to prove

that their dumb asses

if we're a superpower

then the word has no meaning

our military has neither

gained nor achieved

a greater strategic

edge in any theater on

any point of the globe

in decades our position is

faltering as we squander

resources in unwarranted

invasions and occupations based

on lies, fear, ignorance, and

best of all Machismo

that glory seeking prep

school fuck, nut job, sure

did his daddy proud

those big ass gorillas sure

do leave huge piles of shit

everywhere you might not

see the gorilla but you

can sure smell the shit

read it and weep

2010-12-31T05:32:00.002-05:00

“Dissent is what rescues democracy from a quiet death behind closed doors.”–Lewis H. Lapham. The year 2011 will bring Americans a larger and more intrusive police state, more unemployment and home foreclosures, no economic recovery, more disregard by the US government of US law, international law, the Constitution, and truth, more suspicion and distrust from allies, more hostility from the rest of the world, and new heights of media sycophancy. 2011 is shaping up as the terminal year for American democracy. As 2011 dawns, public discourse in America has the country primed for a fascist dictatorship.

http://daviddegraw.org/

Two Atheists

2010-07-27T00:14:00.002-04:00

Two Atheists and a Catholic are sitting in a basement smoking a joint, the Catholic lets a fart, the first Atheist shouts "Jesus Christ"and the other says "Oh my God"!!

If an Atheist farts in the woods does God hear it???

If God farts in the woods does an Atheist go deaf???

Pond Scum into Gold

2010-02-16T21:34:00.003-05:00

no more oil
no more gas
the middle east
can suck our ass

the day is here
it's just been done
oil from algae
power from the sun

where's the investment
give them the dough
ideas like these
just have to grow

down with corporations
EXXON, BP, & SHELL
if this comes to fruition
send em straight to hell

imagine the promise
pond scum into gold
such wild invention
no boundary to bold

let's harness this power
will we do what is right
or squander the future
a most darkest night

this say it all

2010-02-06T15:50:00.000-05:00

Tea Baggers

2010-02-03T23:15:00.003-05:00

should tea baggers
have any clout
their silly notions
cause me much doubt

their dubious ideas
have me confused
they scream for justice
have we all been abused

and then if we have
do they have the cure
they spout useless rhetoric
their palliatives obscure

to me they are a symptom
a disease most malign
how do we squelch it
and then make it benign

a new grass roots movement
one with common sense
based on our community
not on ignorance

well there it is
in black and white
a new grass roots movement
not owned by the right

Could She Understand

2010-02-03T22:01:00.004-05:00

political correctness
strikes again
chalk one up
to the bogus war
righteous indignation
or outright exploitation
forever gaming, conniving
scheming for advantage
yet truly being lower
than that which you champion
yes you are
retarded Sarah
in the truest
sense of the word
its dictionary definition
forever slowing impeding
the progress of mankind
may you someday
attain the semblance
of humanity
that your unfortunate
progeny acquired
on the day of his birth

With Apologies to Poe

2010-01-25T11:21:00.004-05:00

the health care debate is making us weary
It's incessant drone is getting dreary
while the political hacks try and settle the score
the nation nodded it was nearly napping
suddenly there came a crapping
a smell as if a diaper was unwrapping
unwrapping on the chamber floor
tis merely a Republican we muttered
crapping on our chamber floor
only this and nothing more

ah distinctly now we remember
back in that bleakest of December
when each and every single member
took a crap upon the floor
eagerly we thought well tomorrow
vainly how we hid our sorrow
from our hopes we had to borrow
anything to help squelch the sorrow
for that rare and radiant beauty
whom the angels called before
Universal Health Care
Nameless now and forever more
Quoth the Senate Nevermore

Echolalia

2010-01-23T03:01:00.004-05:00

echolalia:
Psychiatry: the tendency to repeat mechanically words just spoken by another person: can occur in cases of brain damage, mental retardation, and schizophrenia

Yep, there is a word for that so next time you hear a tea bagger or an idiotic conservative republican speak you now know the clinical definition of their disorder. Feel free to use it in a sentence like:

"Hey buddy, I see you still suffer from echolalia why don't you go and rent some original thoughts."or "Your echolalia is really annoying plus you smell bad have you showered lately." or... Well you get my drift have fun and enjoy this most useful of words. I know I will.

the art of repetition
is how they get things done
the simple minded idiots
don't know when they are one

you can see them proudly
just turn on your TV
they are the moronic idiots
that live amongst you and me

they might be your neighbor
or the guy just down the street
they are simply just repeating
Rush Limbaugh's reddest meat

the problem with these people
what makes them who they are
is the lack of cogitation
they really lower the bar

Democrats have screwed the pooch

2010-01-23T00:06:00.003-05:00

Obama is in a world of hurt the democrats have screwed the pooch and you have to wonder is this by design? Have the corporate powers taken over this completely, between Obama's failures and the recent SCOTUS ruling I see no hope for this country and I mean no hope. It is all down hill from here. I may have to dust off my copy of 1984 this shit seems Orwellian. We are sliding towards the abyss, and nothing can stop this rapid descent. This article is a must read and pretty much explains the current state of affairs in this country and the debacle that is the executive branch. I so want to think that Obama miscalculated that he will rise to the occasion become the champion for the little guy. There is not one shred of evidence to support this assertion in fact quite the contrary he has abandoned the very people who got him elected. This ship can not be steered we are rudderless and quickly approaching the shoals of benighted misfortune. Everyone better don a life vest we are gonna need it.

consequences most grave

2010-01-22T18:52:00.002-05:00

once I was happy
now I am sad
this country is sinking
too fucking bad

corporations are people
how can that be
they are evil institutions
that rape all they see

where is the outrage
we went from bad to worse
an unholy alliance
this corporate curse

it is all ideological
straight down the line
half of these judges
were born with no spine

now thanks to Bush
this court will misbehave
with the end result
consequences most grave

Oh so ripe

2010-01-20T20:06:00.004-05:00

I have often wondered
why animals eat their young
but is this any different
than what the democrats have done

they just lost a lion
their greatest liberal figurehead
then they lose his Senate seat
this party is fucking dead

we may want to accuse Obama
certainly he will shoulder blame
what actually did just happen
is it the nature of the game

one thing that is a given
was the reaction on Wall Street
that pack of ravenous jackals
smelled profitable new red meat

this can't bode well for the future
what's the next thing down the pipe
this party's ready to be plundered
it's nice and juicy and oh so ripe

Feed the Beast

2010-01-20T02:20:00.003-05:00

should we continue to feed the beast
it's always hungry ready to feast

it's always scrounging rooting around
constantly reaping then chowing down

it's imperial pretensions will never cease
running amok it has slipped it's leash

we are dangerous and frankly quite scary
no wonder the world is constantly wary

why are we fighting two wars at once
this is so stupid must we be such a dunce

you don't always win with the biggest stick
but we always fight wars to show off our dick

nightmarish dream

2010-01-19T22:54:00.001-05:00

now there's a reason
why the dems are blue
the repukes are laughing
as they turn the screw

just one year later
the tide has turned
are we this helpless
just made to be burned

look it is simple
a choice to be made
lesser of evils
man we been played

where are we heading
what dark alley this
bend over and take it
without even a kiss

Obama is flailing
we're all going down
if you dispute this
you ain't been around

this is not a new story
we all know the theme
there's nowhere to hide
it's a nightmarish dream

Palin

2010-01-19T20:30:00.002-05:00

you have got
to love Palin
all that cash
she's a balein

it simply proves
this country's ailin
if she's elected
we'd all be failin

can't you hear them
they are a wailin
all that love
for Sarah Palin

yes we try
you hear us railin
don't dear God
vote for Palin

they won't listen
the heights their scalin
and it's our coffin
they'll soon be nailin

MLK

2010-01-18T15:13:00.003-05:00

let us take this day to ponder
and reflect upon what we see
the status of M.L. King's vision
the current state of inequality

we can say without reservation
that strides have certainly been made
but his dream is far from perfected
how long must this game be played

Jim Crow may be dead and buried
but his legacy still lives and is strong
it's notions of division and injustice
just keep right on rolling along

they say with the election of Obama
that we are now a Post-Racial Society
if that ain't a crock of horse shit
just another lie in the Land of the Free

I wonder what King would be thinking
is this the future for which he planned
or by now would he be disillusioned
and want to bury his head in the sand

that is just a rhetorical question
there was no giving up in this man
wherever he witnessed injustice
not away from but towards it he ran

The Horror The Horror

2010-01-16T23:59:00.002-05:00

When you see a picture of this magnitude and then you hear or read about the things Rush Limbaugh is saying you realize one thing this world is fucking crazy. And in the back of my mind I keep hearing Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now saying over and over again "The Horror, The Horror".

pact with the devil

2010-01-16T13:20:00.003-05:00

Sometimes you read something and you say damn I wish I wrote that, well this is one of things read and enjoy.

Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission

2010-01-14T21:58:00.002-05:00

I sent the following to Angelides bogus Commission and I recommend that everyone else do the same this is the link to write them a nasty gram express your self in anyway possible but we need to be heard.

simple simon met a pieman
shit where did my money go
said the pieman to simple simon
doesn't anybody know?

Come on! I can not understand the incompetence and absolute lack of integrity on behalf of this commission. Do you or don't you have subpoena power? Why not use it to your advantage grill these bastards over and over again. Cross question them get them to lie, which they will have to do, this conspiracy is way too vast to keep hidden. Does this commission have any teeth? I knew you could not nor maybe you shouldn't be Pecora, but based on what I saw today why are you wasting your time and ours? It is a pathetic, shameful, travesty an utter mockery of justice and an outright abdication of your authority. I certainly hope you ramp it up, hey why not pick people at random off the street to question these guys you might even find someone with a set of balls. I knew when Pelosi said she was going to appoint a Pecora type commission to investigate this debacle it would lead no where and based on today's performance not only is it going no where it has been there and back nothing and I mean nothing will be accomplished. Sadly maybe this whole thing is compromised money talks and boy based on today the BS walks all the way to the bank. Thanks for nothing!!
P.S. We are watching you and history is a mean judge. Good Luck you're gonna need it!!

What A Rush

2010-01-14T20:43:00.003-05:00

if Limbaugh is human
it would be in his DNA
sent the lab a sample
and here's what they say

this shit ain't human
it didn't come from a man
it's a kind of animal
from a garbage can

it's a form of slime mold
parasitic and mean
it clings to it's host
and it's always obscene

it thrives on bullshit
which it spews every day
a continuous babble
that won't go away

it can be killed
and we suggest you try
make it tell the truth
and then watch it die

No excellence in his broadcasting

2010-01-13T18:47:00.003-05:00

if there is a heaven
that means there is a hell
within this dismal desolate place
Rush Limbaugh's bound to dwell

he's a sickening racist bastard
who never shuts his mouth
a fat and loathsome creature
who's idolized across the South

what is excellence in broadcasting
Rush Limbaugh coined the phrase
it is certainly nothing that he does
he doesn't deserve nor warrant praise

how about his dittohead audience
they are brainless without a clue
what a massive group of morons
if they took over we'd be through

too bad he's not drawn and quartered
or roasted live upon a stake
a pay per view execution
Oh! the money that we could make

Forvever Doomed Haiti

2010-01-13T13:12:00.002-05:00

Columbus found the New World
claimed everything he could see
then killed off all the natives
in what would become poor Haiti

filled with fields of horror
sugar cane meant lots of money
from Africa they were transported
the tortured slaves of lush Haiti

born from a slave rebellion
then swaddled in misery
should have been a paradise
this nation that's called Haiti

Dictator after Dictator
corruption and poverty
forever how they suffer
the wretched souls of sad Haiti

a seven point oh earthquake
such destruction a monstrosity
damn how they continually suffer
the impoverished down in Haiti

I do not have the answers
the question is asked perpetually
how do we fix the problems
that plague forever doomed Haiti

Finally At Last

2010-01-12T20:35:00.003-05:00

The hearings (Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission) that I have been waiting for are about to commence in the halls of congress. The big question is will they accomplish anything? I have my doubts but at least something is being done and that is a start. It will be an uphill battle and Phil Angelides has some big shoes to fill if he wants to rival Ferdinand Pecora, but that being said, we ,that is the USA, has to rally around this man in order to figure out the tangled web that is Wall Street and the inscrutable causes for the economic meltdown.

Brainwashing of our youth

2010-01-09T23:02:00.000-05:00

"Do not force others, including children, by any means whatsoever, to adopt your views, whether by authority, threat, money, propaganda, or even education. However, through compassionate dialogue, help others renounce fanaticism and narrow-mindedness". This statement is a fundamental tenet of Buddhist philosophy and it would appear to be axiomatic. I can not imagine a more poignant statement. Such an indictment against our christian society and the prevailing attitudes that currently consume our country. The overt brainwashing needed to compel the next generation of christian soldiers, is a never ending process akin to the scouring of mountains by the forces of erosion and wind. Without this constant barrage the notions of heaven, hell, sin and salvation would be only so much detritus in the never ending onslaught of a commercialized society,

The Uninsured Prayer

2010-01-06T21:27:00.002-05:00

I hope my bowels don't distend
and that my arches never fail
my cranium remains intact
and my lungs always inhale

I hope my joints don't get stiff
that my knees will never buckle
my septum never deviates
nor arthritis in my knuckle

I hope my prostate doesn't swell
that my colon stays intact
my testicles stay small and round
my bowel movements don't turn black

I hope my bones they never break
my ears keep hearing sound
my cholesterol stays nice and low
so I keep on sticking around

I hope my kidneys never fail
that my liver does stay strong
without either of these things
you may not live that long

If you're lucky with insurance
these things may not be so sad
but if you're poor and uninsured
well that's just too fucking bad

Scary Shit

2010-01-06T00:25:00.003-05:00

If this shit doesn't bother you then nothing will. Frankly one of the scariest things I have read in a while, the actual blueprint for the dumbing down of the American people, perpetrated under the guise of conservative and religious beliefs. Well the American people do deserve a comeuppance and based on this article we are going to get one. The stupidity of the Christian Right, is a never ending source of amusement, but now I can find no humor in this article, or in the actions of this vile group of conspirators. This article shows clearly the necessity, for separation of church and state, these repellent individuals have no right to deny the children of this country from receiving accurate and viable textbooks.

2010-01-02T17:45:00.002-05:00

if Obama's like Bush
then we've all been had
the shits getting worse
so who else is mad

international cops
patrolling our borders
snatching and grabbing
by exectutive orders

what will come next
buy stock in barbed wire
we'll need more prisons
we're not making a choir

we must spend billions
on our own damn police
now we need others
keep feeding the beast

I'm usually not worried
and I am seldom scared
but this gets me thinking
are we so unprepared

The Party of No

2009-12-31T10:45:00.003-05:00

the Conservative right
is consistently wrong
if you think I'm mistaken
you've not heard their song

they lie to the left
they lie to each other
they lie to their kids
and they lie to their mother

in our halls of Congress
they kneel down to pray
what are they beseeching
something glorious no way

let's deny health care
a Christian thing to do
if you find this is shocking
it ain't nothing new

the party of NO
that's what they've become
their brand of idiocy
should make people numb

like metastasizing cancer
they've spread through the land
if only we could excise it
but first we need a Health Plan

Dittoheads

2009-12-31T00:09:00.003-05:00

dittoheads are curious things
they excuse the Rush
and the vile he brings

dittoheads are curious people
should they be renamed
I call them sheeple

dittoheads are a curious flock
Rush is their shepherd
their touchstone their rock

dittoheads are a curious group
they continuously listen
to Rush's unending poop

dittoheads are curious to behold
but a least they're amusing
and they never get old

dittoheads are curious to hear
if they lose their Rush
ain't no Happy New Year

This man named Cheney

2009-12-30T20:39:00.002-05:00

is he smart
is he brainy
this stupid dick
this man named Cheney

how he blathers
how he spews
how he obfuscates
on the evening news

is that a sneer
is that a smirk
is he for real
this awesome jerk

he seems composed
he seems together
he seems relaxed
regardless the weather

the man has balls
he sure has style
what would you expect
from a damn reptile

and that's the problem
don't you see
he cares not for us
or our posterity

his reptilian brain
just keeps attacking
he has no qualms
a conscience it's lacking

heaven sent

2009-12-28T18:57:00.004-05:00

the priests are gonna have fun tonight
they are rounding up some boys
they won't be singing in the choir
but they're gonna make some noise

pedophilia is called a venial sin
but it's just sex without consent
the Catholic Church wants you to think
that it has been Heaven sent

Oh heavenly father with wisdom
and your divine grace
help me hold this altar boy
and keep him in his place

the Vatican is an awesome wonder
festooned with incredible art
the Pope may not be a pedophile
but he's certainly played his part

shuffling all the priests around
was the substance of their game
and now they will forever suffer
the consequences of their shame

the question left to ponder
those thousands in St Peter's square
do they really not know
or do they just don't care

Forrest Gump

2009-12-28T03:12:00.002-05:00

stupid is as stupid does
said the wise man Forrest Gump
if this is axiomatic
no wonder we're such a dump

spinning round in circles
a mad dog chasing his tail
if the USA was a person
it would be locked away in jail

criminal deplorable behavior
is the flavor of the day
gonna catch the terrorists
there will be hell to pay

can't you see them shaking
Al Qaida is on the run
is our strategy working
or has it yet begun

nine years of fighting terror
from sunrise to setting sun
aren't the results just awesome
this country's number one

if one was a negative number
we just might attain that score
but the terrorists aren't counting
where's the sanity I implore

a war that will never end
who'd think we see that day
it's all so damn depressing
makes an atheist want to pray

Atheist Bus Slogans

2009-12-28T01:10:00.005-05:00

Atheist groups across the land are counter punching and they plan to place ads on buses, billboards, park benches, restaurant placemats etc.. Here are a few of my suggestions!!

"Thank God I am an Atheist"

"Does God Read? He Sure Can't Write!
Read the Bible lately it Sucks"

Which church do you attend? Dumb or Dumber

If God is all powerful why does he need money?

Evolution trumps Creationism at every turn.

Pray for Science, we're gonna need it!!

Faith a real word for an imaginary concept!

Heaven, Hell, Eternity, Bullshit.

The Blind can't See
The Deaf can't Hear
The Religious can't Think

More to come...

the following were not invented by me but they are still good..

After Jesus, everything else is just toothpaste.

God: He keeps going and going and going and going…

Religion: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Please don’t squeeze the Jeezus.

Salvation: Because you’re worth it.

Religion: The ultimate driving machine. (picture of flagellants whipping themselves)

Church: We make money the old fashioned way. We beg for it.

How do you spell relief? (picture of Jesus on the cross)

Religion: Don’t leave home without it.

We’re number two; we try harder. (picture of Muslim imam)

God: It’s the real thing!Is it live, or is it Jesus?

Snap, Crackle, Pop (picture of hell)

Religion: It’s everywhere you want to be.

Religion: Live in your world, play in ours.

Religion: When it absolutely, positively has to be there forever.

Once you pop you just can’t stop. (picture of Eve handing Adam an apple)

You too can have a body like mine. (picture of Jesus risen)

With a name like Zoroastrianism, it has to be good.

Between love and madness lies religion.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it at your local church!

Religion: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

Religion: So easy a caveman can do it.

Theory my Ass!!

2009-12-28T00:16:00.002-05:00

Should Evolution or Creationism or both be taught in school?

This question can be answered this way. A man goes to his doctor with a bad infection the doctor asks do you believe in evolution or creationism. Patient says creationism doctor gives him old antibiotic that is not effective because this bacteria has evolved a resistance to this drug. Patient dies. Pretty soon everyone believes in evolution. Theory my ass.

Where is the change

2009-12-26T12:56:00.003-05:00

Does Obama love this country
It hardly even shows
Look at what's transpired
And how it really blows

The banks are given bailouts
While main street's sucking tit
The richest mother fuckers
Demand more and will not quit

The President is always obliging
To the lobbyists and their whores
While the poorest of our people
Crawl around on shit stained floors

It is said we're rushing head long
Towards our stupid reckless doom
And now this President is complicit
It will be emblazoned on his tomb

We thought we elected a leader
And now we've been proved wrong
I guess we will wait forever
Until a real one comes along

What a fool believes

2009-12-24T21:58:00.001-05:00

Only fools believe in God
Only God believes in fools

Obomber

2009-12-24T20:55:00.000-05:00

it's the night before Christmas
and I am wearing a frown
the country now realizes
we elected a clown

we were duped
now we've been had
Obomber screws us
man its so sad

the graveyard of empires
that's what it's called
Afghanistan sucks
and I am appalled

a few dozen people
living in caves
have sent thousands
to their early graves

along comes Obomber
and exactly on cue
we need more soldiers
this can not be true

the place is a shit hole
from bottom to top
this stupid strategy
will most certainly flop

where is the outrage
oh what a shame
this never ending
most sickening game

America the Beautiful
that's what they say
if this is called pretty
I'll take ugly okay

superman

2009-12-11T22:47:00.005-05:00

does Superman fart

it's anyones guess

but if he did

can you imagine the mess

"holy heaving thunder"

Robin says out loud

Superman just farted

and blew away that cloud

such a mighty shock wave

spreads across the land

many things are damaged

all caused by Superman

Gotham city is rattled

and so is Metropolis

Commissioner Gordon mutters

we can't take more of this

faster than a speeding bullet

and just as hard to see

the smell the stench the aroma

cause the blind to see

now we know the answer

why the fortress of solitude

when Superman gets gassy

the results are pretty rude

It doesn't matter what he eats

except for kryptonite

when Superman has to blow

its stronger than dynamite!

Stupid Tools

2009-12-11T11:37:00.001-05:00

America is a ship of fools
Perfectly formed stupid tools
We are sheep made to be herded
This disaster can not be averted

Nothing gets better it only get worse
We must suffer from some unholy curse
Our Congress and Pres seem to agree
That we will fight wars indefinitely

The Merchants of Death who rule this land
Have simply taken over they are in command
Conspiracies abound and its totally world wide
Just look how the Nobel peace prize was applied

Lets not forget those Justices on high
Who sit and watch while others die
With bold action and a compassionate plan
The Supreme Court could heal this land

Right from the start their actions are tainted
A conservative brush from which they're painted
High class whores is really all they can be
As we suffer their justice into perpetuity

god bless this poem

2009-12-11T09:18:00.002-05:00

Somewhere way out there up in the sky
Lives the entity of creation a most insidious lie
Believe it or not truly these are your choices
And those that believe are the ones who hear voices

From time immemorial to one day in the past
How is it possible for this story to last
It is naked and its brazen in its lies and its shams
How easily it's perverted and often used in scams

And now here we stand after thousands of years
People still believe this shit it helps soothe their fears
And just what exactly do we get in return
A boatload of hypocrisy and watching witches burn

It ostracizes the smart and punishes those who dare
Its circular arguments makes religion beyond compare
But this is exactly the very essence of its fault
It stymies creativity and suppresses radical thought

And lest we forget its other pernicious aspects too
It causes many wars just ask an Arab or a Jew
And woe on to women the glorious mothers of this earth
Who have been wronged by religion since the day of their birth

Genital mutilation proves that religion is not so grand
It shows all to clearly that this shit is out of hand
And now after the glorious 8 incredible years of Bush
We realize that religion also turns your brains to mush

So next time you’re in church kneeling down to pray
Think about it clearly think it through all the way
Just what exactly are you gaining what do you truly get
Or are your brains so petrified you still believe this shit

Most unusual crime

2009-11-23T10:58:00.000-05:00

Insurance abhorrence
Parasitic nature of slime
They steal without stealing
A most unusual crime

They take from the masses
Always demanding more
They steal fom the many
Till everyone's poor

They tell you they're needed
Oh, how they plead their case
But the truth of the matter
They are just a disgrace

And yet we are helpless
So enamored by their prose
We are routinely violated
Like ghetto banged hos

The situation seems bleak
Yes most certainly dire
It is time to push back
Put their feet to the fire

But how should we do this
Just what needs to be done
A task this monumental
Our Congress will shun

And therein lies
The crux of this matter
As we all get skinnier
Congress just keeps getting fatter!

Fartest Louder

2009-11-21T13:21:00.009-05:00

Fartest Louder grins as he eats some bean chowder
The consequent results will make him much prouder
A gaseous explosion of such unholy renown
A riotous, odoriferous, cacophony of sound

The fabric of space and time rent asunder
A malodorous expulsion of flatulent thunder
The air comes alive bursting with unseen forces
The stench Oh My God comes from numerous sources

The eggs for breakfast along with the ham
And do you detect the gooseberry jam
Lunch was a coney and chili cheese fries
A zesty aroma that will sting your eyes

And just when you think that the worst is over
Fartest Louder lets loose a double bendover
The walls, the paint, even your eardrums do rattle
As your olfactory nerves prepare to do battle

I surrender you scream as you duck for some cover
Fartest Louder just laughs and lets loose another
The air now seems thick, redolent of fermented cheese
So overwhelming the smell you are forced to your knees

Fartest Louder's the champ a stench to behold
Challenge him if you must but prepare to be bold
No one stands up against him they are always out classed
Every single opponent Fartest Louder's out gassed

Take Care of our Vets

2009-11-11T20:59:00.003-05:00

I will drink to that!!

2009-04-15T20:18:00.002-04:00

http://www.1000bottlesofbeer.com/

greatest pot movie ever

2009-03-21T11:02:00.000-04:00

http://www.fancast.com/movies/Totally-Baked%3A-A-Pot-u-mentary/4723/765964521/Totally-Baked/videos

2009-02-11T17:39:00.001-05:00

http://gretachristina.typepad.com/greta_christinas_weblog/2007/10/atheists-and-an.html

The Truth about Atheists

2009-02-11T17:22:00.001-05:00

http://www.alternet.org/story/126118/?page=entire

current books

2009-02-11T11:48:00.001-05:00

what do you see?

2008-12-30T00:37:00.001-05:00

THANK GOD I DON'T EXIST

2008-12-27T20:43:00.002-05:00

http://www.samharris.org/site/full_text/10-myths-and-10-truths-about-atheism1/

BIG BANG THIS

2008-12-06T21:45:00.000-05:00

Funny HA! HA!

2008-12-01T12:56:00.002-05:00

http://triggur.org/robodump/

FARTS ARE SHIT WITHOUT THE MESS

2008-11-26T00:28:00.002-05:00

FART FART FART FART FART FART

Crime in the Hood

2008-11-24T00:29:00.001-05:00

LINK

2008-11-23T23:57:00.003-05:00

It is now known that the elements observed in the Universe were created in either of two ways. Light elements (namely hydrogen, deuterium, helium, and lithium) were produced in the first few minutes of the Big Bang, while elements heavier than lithium are thought to have their origins in the interiors of stars which formed much later in the history of the universe. Figure 02-03e shows the sequence of nucleosynthesis during the first few hundred

2008-11-23T23:44:00.001-05:00

Science Rules

BANG

2008-11-23T23:01:00.009-05:00

Yield

First Fission
80

Hiroshima Fission
63

Nagasaki Fission
84

Typical Fission
4000

Large Fission
84000

Tactical Fisson
~ 60

Maximum Fusion
240000

Neutron Fusion

0.4 - 400

FUNNIEST SHOW EVER: ROBOT CHICKEN

2008-11-23T22:11:00.003-05:00

Best Homepage on the Net!!!

2008-11-23T20:41:00.004-05:00

http://www.refdesk.com/

A MOVEMENT TO DIE FOR

2008-11-23T00:37:00.001-05:00

http://www.vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm

ATHEIST GENERATOR

2008-11-22T23:47:00.000-05:00

USE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

2008-11-20T23:27:00.001-05:00

http://www.religionisbullshit.net/

SMILE ON A DOG

2008-11-20T22:16:00.002-05:00

http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com/mt/archives/2008/11/friday_watch_al.php

GRAVITY IS ONLY A THEORY

2008-11-20T21:51:00.000-05:00

http://www.strangescience.net/evolution.htm

OVERVIEW OF FEDERAL BUDGET

2008-11-20T20:40:00.000-05:00

DEATH AND TAXES

http://www.wallstats.com/deathandtaxes/

HISTORY OF POT

2008-11-18T21:42:00.002-05:00

http://blip.tv/file/1356143/

COMMON SENSE WILL PREVAIL

2008-11-18T11:01:00.000-05:00

Francois Marie Arouet "Voltaire", French author and playwright (1694-1778).

"Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense."

RELIGION AS REALITY

2008-11-18T10:49:00.000-05:00

Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the Younger," Roman stoic philosopher, writer, and politician (4-65).

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful."

http://jmarkgilbert.com/atheists.html

TRUE JINGOISM

2008-11-17T23:57:00.001-05:00

http://www.fuh2.com/

EXPLANATION OF BIG BANG

2008-11-17T22:56:00.000-05:00

This is incredibly simplistic, but what I want you to take away from this is that at no point was matter spewing forth from anything. Space and time itself was being created first. Ordinary matter (atoms, molecules etc) was created out of tiny imbalances of energy left over from the inflationary period.
It’s a little humbling to think that everything we can experience, everything that makes us who we are, is a cosmic afterthought made possible by infinitesimal imbalances of energy from the greatest of all natural events. No imbalances, no us.
If the number of matter-antimatter particles created by the vacuum energy that pushed the universe outward had been identical, the universe would be completely empty.
If anti-matter particles has outnumbered normal matter, we would be living in a completely different house.
So any universal boundary that exists (an edge to the universe), is between place and time, and nothing. Of existence and non-existence. Of laws of nature and no laws of nature.
It is that boundary which is expanding and has no center. It is the “when” and “where” that things can occur that is getting bigger all the time.
Imagine pulling a large rubber sheet with white dots on it from every direction. All of the dots are spreading apart from each other everywhere, not from some central point. From the perspective of each dot, all the other dots are moving away from it.
Outside of the sheet, nothing can happen, you can’t put stuff in there because there is no ‘in there’ to put it.

If everything in the universe is flying apart from everything else, this begs the question, Why aren’t the galaxies, stars, planets, the atoms in my body, also flying apart? Shouldn’t we all be slowly disintegrating as space and time expands?
After all, there is space and time in between protons and electrons, isn’t that space increasing all the time as well?
The answer is yes, but there are other forces at work at closer distances that fight against the expansion of the cosmos. If those forces didn’t exist (things like gravity and the strong and weak nuclear forces), then nothing could form to begin with. It is those forces that create structure and beauty, and us.
For example, gravity keep atoms in a star together so they can shine, it also keeps stars clumped together in galaxies. On a local level, other forces can counteract the expansion of the universe. Chemical bonding and gravity keeps us alive.
These forces can’t hold out forever though. Eventually the universe will win. But for now, we have the upper hand.

THE BIG BANG THEORY

2008-11-17T22:48:00.000-05:00

http://sciencehack.com/videos/index

SOMETHING TO BELEIVE

2008-11-17T22:41:00.000-05:00

you just can't criticize religion

2008-11-17T22:36:00.000-05:00

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

2008-11-16T23:06:00.000-05:00

http://www.amk.ca/quotations/quotations.txt

HUBBLE RULES

2008-11-16T22:48:00.000-05:00

http://www.robgendlerastropics.com/galaxies.html

http://sciencehack.com/videos/view/mcBV-cXVWFw

theft proof sandwich bag

2008-11-10T20:34:00.000-05:00

http://www.skforlee.com/independent_work/lunch_bag.html

2008-11-10T00:40:00.001-05:00

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." Gene Roddenberry

2008-11-09T11:16:00.001-05:00

http://www.blurb.com/books/407054

http://www.alternet.org/module/printversion/106303

LOL

2008-11-09T10:39:00.001-05:00

http://www2.lib.msu.edu/branches/dmc/collectionbrowse.jsp?coll=25&par=1

MIFFY

YOUR PROMISE

NOT IFFY